Royalty is a Continuous Shitposting Motion

Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Put me in as 1WO on the U23 under Bac. Wish I had found this a little bit earlier and gotten to sign onto the U-5.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Apr 30, 2019

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Natty Ninefingers posted:

If my boot has no kills or encounters but a series of really vivid diesel fume induced hallucinations in which the entirety of the French Mediterranean Fleet is sunk, does that count?

Only if you fired all the torps at what you thought were ships but were actually whales.

Join the Kreigsmarine and force Perfidious Albion into surrender aboard the U-23! It beats the hell out of being sent to Ypres! I'm the guy driving the boot!

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Apr 30, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I don't know about you guys, but I am feeling extremely confident in boot u-23.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Updated the crews for Our Good Host. We've got full companies on each boot! Anyone who wants in gets to join the reserves for when current crews are promoted/court martialed for violating prize rules/sink forever beneath the waves.

U-9
KMDT: HerpicleOmnicron5
1WO: Lamadar
2WO: Radiofreak
LI: Damnation
Doctor: Stago Lego

U-12
KMDT: Sad King Billy
1WO: sparkmaster
2WO: DarkParchment
LI: Kyoon Griffey Jr.
Doctor: Dr. Snark

U-20
KMDT: sniper4625
1WO: wedgekree
2WO: Frangible Cover
LI: Sureaboutthatthing
Doctor: Lynneth

U-23
KMDT: Bacarruda
1WO: habeasdorkus
2WO: Slaan
LI: The Sandman
Doctor: SlightlyMad

SM U-3
KMDT: kookkevz666
1WO: sum
2WO: mactheknife
LI: Veloxyll
Doctor: mercenarynuker

SM U-5
KMDT: Natty Ninefingers
1WO: sullat
2WO: Jesenjin
LI: UCS Hellmaker
Doctor: Ghost of Mussolini

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 19:23 on May 2, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
If this matches the death of the real life HMS Pathfinder, the unterseeboot K/D ratio is now 250:0.

Also, I think that the U-23 should sneak up under Forth Bridge like the U-21 did.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I blame the 2WO for not spotting that mine before I drove directly into it.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Can you imagine being on that sailboat? Just minding your own business and then you get a terror from the deep appearing underneath you.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 16:47 on May 3, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Xenocides posted:

Not too weird. The random targeting charts match those of ships sunk in the same general time period.

I was wondering about that, whether the game set it up for you to target the enemy, or if you were doing extra legwork to match the targets to real ships that got sunk around the same time.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Jawohl, mein Kommandant! And this time we won't run into any pesky surprise mines, I promise!
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yeah, this is super neat! Now I know specifically who to blame when I get my boot sunk through my own ineptitude.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Mein Kommandant! This would be something to be sung of in the beer gardens of Kiel had we not all been sworn to secrecy. So I've smuggled aboard some wonderful homemade kirschwasser for the officers to enjoy on our next patrol. First toast to 2WO Slaan, who saw the devious English watching our approach to the shore when we were depositing our gift! Prost, and zum wohl Herr Slaan! All hail the Kaiser, and our tricks against Perfidious Albion!

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 00:21 on May 8, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
We gotta get back out there, mein herrs, this thing will be over by Christmas and our chance at glory gone!
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Did the Germans nickname their subs? I can't recall and can't find with a quick google. We should probably nickname them anyways.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
What exactly would unterseebooters during the whole 2 months between patrols?
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

work on the boat a bit, receive and give some training, go on leave for a bit

and most importantly get hosed up like 100% of the time.


Beats the everloving piss out of being in the army.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Very nice!
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yay! I'm going to get a boot so long as I don't drive us into a mine first! I should probably try to remember my spectacles when I pack for patrol... Hope I get one of the new U-43 models that are getting close to being commissioned!

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 12:31 on May 21, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
If they didn't start calling him Kit "Unsinkable" Wykeham-Musgrave, we should be ashamed of ourselves as species.
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Bumping in the hopes that this didn't burn out after an all too brief, wonderful life.

(says he of the multiple multi-month hiatuses in his own LPs)

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Sorry to hear!
habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Stupid Merchants shouldn't be trying to run away!

That Destroyer encounter seems like it would be pretty nerve wracking. And they don't even have depth charges yet!

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
How bad was the damage to the boot? Sounds like it might be out of commission longer than the regular refit and maintenance cycle what with the flooding damage and busted diesel.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jun 4, 2019

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